Tentacle Chris
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A Very Wiseman
Dec 23rd
I have a friend, super clever guy, who even though he has to work today the very Friday before Christmas he busted his ass and got everything done he needed to yesterday. What does this little Christmas miracle mean? It means he went in to work today with nothing at all to do but surf the net and eat cookies. That’s a nice little holiday blessing for my friend there 
God bless him and his uncanny hosting abilities and God bless us everyone. Enjoy your family and your friends these next few days and have a very Merry Christmas!
TC
Tis the Season Pardner!
Dec 7th
It’s Christmastime so to celebrate remember to change your avatar on every message board you frequent to something Western. Bonus points for switching out your profile pic on Facebook.
If you don’t you’ll make Old Time Whiskey Jesus cry! He’ll cry whiskey tears!
The Little Video That Could AKA I Am Damn Funny!
Dec 1st
It’s true. In just over a day this very video has taken the world of auditioning for Tosh.0 by storm. More than 1,300 views! How cool is that? If you haven’t seen it yet what the hell is wrong with you? Click that link and laugh and “like” and all that jazz!
Hollywood here I come!
Nov 30th
Been a while right? No new content lately right? Well check this out folks! Check it out and comment positively and profusely! You know you laughed. Hell even I laughed and I never laugh at my own shit. I’m a tough bastard to please. But this pleased me in all sorts of ways. Enjoy!
Hentai with Tentacle Chris…LIVE! What could be better?
Nov 8th
Not much I tell you so if you’re within earshot, or driving distance or you can teleport get your ass to A Comic Shop this Friday night for an evening in the Geek Easy with Kandi, Freckle, pr0n and me! I will probably even take off my pants. Who knows? You will if you stop by 
Monotonuesday
Sep 6th
No Haiku for this week because today is a special day. The first day back from DragonCon (and this year PAX Prime) is always caloric and monochromatic. The locals call it “The Great and Terrible Beige Day” because everything I eat is that particular light caramel color and it all wrecks havoc on my gastrointestinal tract. It’s a treat day for myself and a reminder of why I don’t eat this way all the time.
I love it and hate it and it is awesome.
In case you’d like to celebrate along with me the main diet for the day is Double Decker tacos from Taco Bell, “chicken” planks, hush puppies and fries from Long John Silver’s (conveniently located right in the same place as the Bell) and as many Krispy Kreme doughnuts as I can shove down my throat before I make myself sick. Last year that was 8 or 9.
So rejoice! The great Dragon has come and gone for the thirteenth time in my life and this was the best year yet. I dedicate the torturing aabdominal cramps that are surely headed my way to you O Con of Cons. May you sleep in peace until next we meet.
The Long Road Home
Aug 29th
I’m sitting at work right now after taking a flight from Seattle last night at 10:55 p.m. local.
Got in, scarfed some protein, took a shower, came to work.
I’m beat and bruised but it was all so worth it. PAX Prime is over for the year but I made so many memories in just those few days I’m sure I can make it throug till next year. Or Pax East I’ll get into those mighty mental souvenirs from Seattle (and my ones from Gencon) later. Like after Dragoncon later but for now here’s the link to our ALIENS costuming site, The ALIENS Legacy, that I promised numerous folks I’d drop here. Enjoy.
Essentials
Aug 21st
1.75 L of Three Olives Bubble vodka…check.
750 ML of Three Olives Rangtang vodka…check.
750 ML of Three Olives Purple vodka (not grape mind you but Purple)…check.
750 ML of Cupcake Vanilla Frosting vodka…yes indeed.
750 ML of Godiva Liqueur…yup.
750 ML of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey…of course.
705 ML of Jeremiah Weed’s Cherry Mash Blended Bourbon Whiskey…got it.
Three 4-packs of Kahlua Mudslides…sure.
200 ML of Goldschalger and 100 ML of Rumple Minze to mix into the Mudslides for “Oatmeal Cookies”…you just have too.
And 200 ML of 99 Bananas liqueur and 50 ML of Disaronno to top it all off? Why the hell not!
With PAX coming up this week and five more brutal workouts to destroy before we fly out Thursday morning it’s nice to know I’ve got all the important things for DragonCon already taken care of
