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		<title>Your Week in G33k Episode 13</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 02:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tentacle Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TweetOn this episode see how flexible yoga makes you and how that Skywarp cosplay you&#8217;ve always wanted isn&#8217;t so farfetched. Plus see what it&#8217;s like to have a famous pilot watch you go to the bathroom!]]></description>
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<p>On this episode see how flexible yoga makes you and how that Skywarp cosplay you&#8217;ve always wanted isn&#8217;t so farfetched. Plus see what it&#8217;s like to have a famous pilot watch you go to the bathroom!</p>
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		<title>Haikuesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 19:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tentacle Chris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[haiku]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[TweetThe dust on my shelves Light grey snow on Ratchet&#8217;s face And more always falls]]></description>
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<h3>Light grey snow on Ratchet&#8217;s face</h3>
<h3>And more always falls</h3>
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		<title>Your Week in G33k Episode 12</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 00:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tentacle Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TweetOn this episode something that&#8217;ll help you blast an even bigger load than usual and why fighting snakes on a plane is good for the economy. Plus don&#8217;t get all Misty on me when I Brock out on your Ash!]]></description>
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<p>On this episode something that&#8217;ll help you blast an even bigger load than usual and why fighting snakes on a plane is good for the economy. Plus don&#8217;t get all Misty on me when I Brock out on your Ash!</p>
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		<title>Haikuesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 14:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tentacle Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TweetIt&#8217;s really muggy The dead lifts leave me dripping With sweat and power]]></description>
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<h3>The dead lifts leave me dripping</h3>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 03:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tentacle Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TweetThis week we find out how Cellphones can get you laid, we get a first hand look at why your hands are going to &#8216;Assemble&#8217; in your pants, and get another reminder as to why BotCon is less enjoyable than herpes. All of this and so much more here on Your Week in G33k!]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN7cj8XiUjU">Click here</a> to view the video on YouTube.</p>

<p>This week we find out how Cellphones can get you laid, we get a first hand look at why your hands are going to &#8216;Assemble&#8217; in your pants, and get another reminder as to why BotCon is less enjoyable than herpes. All of this and so much more here on Your Week in G33k!</p>
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		<title>He&#8217;s on his way</title>
		<link>http://www.tentaclechris.com/?p=709</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 13:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tentacle Chris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[paddignton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[TweetYes, this bear is on headed to the &#8216;Your Week in G33k&#8217; studios as we speak. Tune in tomorrow to find out why!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="tweetbutton709" class="tw_button" style=""><a href="http://twitter.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tentaclechris.com%2F%3Fp%3D709&amp;text=He%26%238217%3Bs%20on%20his%20way&amp;related=&amp;lang=en&amp;count=horizontal&amp;counturl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tentaclechris.com%2F%3Fp%3D709" class="twitter-share-button"  style="width:55px;height:22px;background:transparent url('http://www.tentaclechris.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-tweet-button/tweetn.png') no-repeat  0 0;text-align:left;text-indent:-9999px;display:block;">Tweet</a></div><h3>Yes, this bear is on headed to the &#8216;Your Week in G33k&#8217; studios as we speak. Tune in tomorrow to find out why!</h3>
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		<title>The SyFy movie version is coming I&#8217;m sure&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tentaclechris.com/?p=700</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 16:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tentacle Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TweetIt makes me smile to live in a world where this exists:]]></description>
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<h3><img src="http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2009/342/5/e/Bigfoot_Great_White_Squid_by_Garrenh.jpg" alt="" /></h3>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 01:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tentacle Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TweetSo Jason Statham once said he did all his own stunts apparently and now he&#8217;s stuck doing them in all his movies. Is that how that works? Great! I&#8217;m gonna mention off the cuff sometime that I want to bang Julie Benz and then just sit back and wait. Here she is in a rather]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="tweetbutton696" class="tw_button" style=""><a href="http://twitter.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tentaclechris.com%2F%3Ffeed%3Drss2&amp;text=&amp;related=&amp;lang=en&amp;count=horizontal&amp;counturl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tentaclechris.com%2F%3Ffeed%3Drss2" class="twitter-share-button"  style="width:55px;height:22px;background:transparent url('http://www.tentaclechris.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-tweet-button/tweetn.png') no-repeat  0 0;text-align:left;text-indent:-9999px;display:block;">Tweet</a></div><h3>So Jason Statham once said <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni27330866/">he did all his own stunts</a> apparently and now he&#8217;s stuck doing them in all his movies. Is <em>that</em> how that works? Great! I&#8217;m gonna mention off the cuff sometime that I want to bang Julie Benz and then just sit back and wait. Here she is in a rather odd pic that makes her boobs look weird, her butt look great all while laying inside a whales stomach. But still hot somehow.</h3>
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<h3>I choose Julie by the way because it&#8217;s her birthday today and my dick always makes for an awesome present.</h3>
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		<title>Haikuesday</title>
		<link>http://www.tentaclechris.com/?p=685</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 13:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tentacle Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TweetShe&#8217;s baking cookies I taste sweet purple vodka And the words just flow]]></description>
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<h3>I taste sweet purple vodka</h3>
<h3>And the words just flow</h3>
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		<title>Your Week in G33k Episode 10</title>
		<link>http://www.tentaclechris.com/?p=679</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 04:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tentacle Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TweetTentacle Chris takes us back to a time when dinosaurs beat the crap out of one another. We get a sneak peek at what happens in between the Sailor Moon&#8217;s transformation. And we see how Disney is giving hogwarts a run for it&#8217;s money. All of this and more on episode 10 of Your &#8216;Week]]></description>
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<h3>Tentacle Chris takes us back to a time when dinosaurs beat the crap out of one another. We get a sneak peek at what happens in between the Sailor Moon&#8217;s transformation. And we see how Disney is giving hogwarts a run for it&#8217;s money. All of this and more on episode 10 of Your &#8216;Week in G33k&#8217;!</h3>
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