I forgot this yesterday because yesterday was all about ALIENS: Colonial Marines. Single and multi it’s all fun, exciting and music-to-your-ears great sounding so most of the reviewers out there can eat it.

“It” being my ass. My sexy Marine ass. 

FYI tonight will also be about this game and tomorrow as well and many a day to come me thinks so here’s your poem and I’ll get a review of Bad Girls up later this evening which may be a bit shorter than usual (did I mention I’m playing a lot of Colonial Marines lately?) so I can go ahead and spoil it for you now: Bad Girls was pretty shitty. The pretty being Drew Barrymore, the shitty was everything else.

Now poem!

Storms rage and destroy

But fear the passionless life

Flames both burn and heal