Archive for February, 2012
Hockey is awesome
All other sports just eat balls
Tentacle Chris reminisces about Megacon, talks about his favorite way to sleep away at work, visits Alcatraz and gives us an inside look at some never before seen NON COPYRIGHT INFRINGING movie posters from some of this summer’s hottest blockbusters. All this and more geeky goods on this week’s episode of Your Week in G33k
Live it up fatty,
Eat, drink, make merry, drink more,
Wednesday can suck it.
The latest episode of Your Week in G33k is now up! Tentacle Chris talks about some of the hottest toys revealed at Toyfair including Tentacle Chris’s own debut toy. We get a first look at some “official” casting photos from The Hobbit, and give the newest Battleship trailer the special Trailer Trash treatment. All this and more on this week’s UNACCEPTABLE episode of Your Week in G33k.
A young rocker writes to Ozzy Osbourne in Rolling Stone about the temptations which he admittedly hasn’t resisted on the road and is worried these experiences will leave him unable to live a ‘normal’ life with one girl down the road. Ozzy answers thusly:
“Are you seriously writing to Dr. Ozzy to complain about this? At my age, I count every game of hide-the-sausage as a gift from above. And you’re coming to me, expecting sympathy ‘cause of all the groupies you’ve been boning? If you want my advice – stop fucking whining, man. Enjoy the spoils of war while your dick can still answer the call of the wild.”
Amen Ozzy, amen.
It’s Valentine’s Day so you should be fucking living a little by, well, fucking! You’re with someone? Fuck ‘em! All alone? Go find someone to fuck? With someone but they’re not interested? Fuck that! See the last response. Life is too short. We blink and we’re dead. Today is not about cards and candy. It’s about one of the greatest feelings in the world. Why are you holding back? You can’t take it with you and your Libido heads off to the heavens a good deal before you probably will so take advantage of today, and of every other day till then, and get down to it!