Posts tagged Aliens
I forgot this yesterday because yesterday was all about ALIENS: Colonial Marines. Single and multi it’s all fun, exciting and music-to-your-ears great sounding so most of the reviewers out there can eat it.
“It” being my ass. My sexy Marine ass.
FYI tonight will also be about this game and tomorrow as well and many a day to come me thinks so here’s your poem and I’ll get a review of Bad Girls up later this evening which may be a bit shorter than usual (did I mention I’m playing a lot of Colonial Marines lately?) so I can go ahead and spoil it for you now: Bad Girls was pretty shitty. The pretty being Drew Barrymore, the shitty was everything else.
Storms rage and destroy
But fear the passionless life
Flames both burn and heal
Sharp sticks and a Pulse
I face shiny, grinning death
A smile on my face
Click right here and be assured of only the finest in official United States Colonial Marine pimping of SEGA’s forthcoming “ALIENS: Colonial Marines” game for every system including your mom! Watch now! It’ll rock your face off, or at least I will. Newt’s doll watched and look what happened to her!