Posts tagged Valentine’s Day

A young rocker writes to Ozzy Osbourne in Rolling Stone about the temptations which he admittedly hasn’t resisted on the road and is worried these experiences will leave him unable to live a ‘normal’ life with one girl down the road. Ozzy answers thusly:

“Are you seriously writing to Dr. Ozzy to complain about this? At my age, I count every game of hide-the-sausage as a gift from above. And you’re coming to me, expecting sympathy ‘cause of all the groupies you’ve been boning? If you want my advice – stop fucking whining, man. Enjoy the spoils of war while your dick can still answer the call of the wild.”

Amen Ozzy, amen.

It’s Valentine’s Day so you should be fucking living a little by, well, fucking! You’re with someone? Fuck ‘em! All alone? Go find someone to fuck? With someone but they’re not interested? Fuck that! See the last response. Life is too short. We blink and we’re dead. Today is not about cards and candy. It’s about one of the greatest feelings in the world. Why are you holding back? You can’t take it with you and your Libido heads off to the heavens a good deal before you probably will so take advantage of today, and of every other day till then, and get down to it!

Love,

TC